I need your input!

Look at xmas.jpg

1        5
2        6
3  Tree  7
4        8

There are 8 gifts, default names:

1.) Data Disc
2.) Khalis Crystal           
3.) Khaydarin Crystal
4.) Psi Emitter
5.) Uraj Crystal
6.) Young Chrysalis
7.) Vespene Orb
8.) Vespene Sac

Name these! They should be funny/silly names. I have written down my ideas, but I will not show them to you until you have submitted your own.

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At the end, we will compare notes and pick the best names.

The help is much appreciated!